etard 

A retard on the internet

Characterized with the e, like email and egirl

"the e means electronic. if you didnt know that, youre an etard."

etard by Arkanious September 1, 2019

etard 

An utterly fucking stupid person on the internet.

A etard kpop stan just called me a "bafoon" on Twitter

etard by Lozarth May 13, 2020

Etard

someone who is chronically online to the point of cognitive decline.

person 1: I could really go for some food rn
person 2: retweet!

person 1: you fucking etard

Etard by screenager3000 October 23, 2025

Etarded

Etarded: those whose cognitive ability has been (significantly) damaged by long-term interaction with electronic media

Credit: Eddie Eigenvalue

Is that guy okay?

I think he's just etarded.

Etarded by Alabaster_C October 24, 2025