Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Happy accident

When you realize you nutted in the wrong whole while hitting from behind. Or if you fucked up while painting.

"Oh it seems we have accidently drawn a penis on the painting. Just a happy little accident we got here, almost a happy accident as when Jeff Epstein died

by TheTrueGod666 August 6, 2022

By accident on purpose

When you did not plan on doing something but it happened anyways

So last weekend I spent all my money by accident on purpose because my best friend took me shopping

by Ezra Adriaan March 25, 2022

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 4, 2025

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Saharan Skiing Accident

When insufficient foreplay forces the man's member to skid dryly across a shaved nether region, resulting in rug burn.

Bro, I don't think she was too into me. We started fooling around, but she gave me a Saharan Skiing Accident. It's red as hell.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025