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I can’t even

Example one: Kari

Example two: Katrina
Kari in a bubble bath with a glass of wine talking about her (perfect) life to her sister: “I can’t even”.

Katrina lounging in front of her electric fire complaining about her coffee roasting business (also perfect life) to her sisters: “i can’t even!”.
by itsfinecuziloveyou June 6, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>I Forgot How I Knew I Had Amnesia<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Forgot How I Knew I Had Amnesia<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Forgot How I Knew I Had Amnesia<.7.9.7.6.>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
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I feel like an Alexa

It’s when two or more people are having a conversation and you don’t understand anything they said.
- Yeah i think it was really great!
- Guys, what are you talking about? I feel like an Alexa right now.
by Biggienuts333 November 12, 2023
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I got Raked

When your IT professional screws you over. Pronounced like the computer rack. "Racked"
I ask Jim our computer guy to install my workstation before lunch, instead he left for lunch early. I got Raked
by Bulldogslobber December 19, 2011
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Sksksksk and i oop

Visco girls say this
Visco girl: save the turtles sksksksk and i oop
Visco girl 1 : save the turtles

Visco girl 2: sksksksk and i oop
by Cafe leafeon January 19, 2021
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I-ready

A terrible platform where children go to "learn" things that they already are learning in class which makes them extremely sad and makes the rest of the day worse
Alright class let's get on i-ready.
by Korletonix March 21, 2024
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i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

it is when you aren't perfect, but you will die because of your ~limited edition~
i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now
by coolwill February 3, 2025
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