by Cool Master Charlie April 9, 2021
Get the From Me To You mug.When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.
Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023
Get the If it was in your ass you would know where it was. mug.Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!
DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv
He could not handle or was able to do cocaine
DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv
He could not handle or was able to do cocaine
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Get the walk you like a dog mug.by aphosic June 15, 2021
Get the back at you mug.I'm not letting you make this harder for me than it has to be. You need to get it through you fucking skull that I'm not walking away emptyhanded here and you need to accept that and then you need to enlist you colleagues to do what you SHOULD HAVE DONE in the fist place.
Hym "Yes you are and if you are willing to pay the cost of not doing it then you shouldn't be in whatever position you are in to be making any decisions. Not let Jordan Peterson wanting to make me lift a finger cost you ANOTHER child. There is no conceptual line you are holding. You're being an idiot and you need to stop doing that as quickly as possible. So yes you fucking are foing that and you SHOULD HAVE done it faster and maybe the kid wouldn't have murdered his own parents. YOU need YOU to have a spokesman for what is happening to me and apparently other people who ISN'T GOING TO GET THE MESSAGING WRONG. This is you trying to HELP them get away with what they are doing and trying to avoid helping me, to your own detriment, and to the detriment of your constituency. I don't need to listen to you prescriptive advice. Just get this over with for everyone. Not because I'm telling you to but because it's the right thing to do and what you should have done in the first place. You are already helping somebody and what you are helping them for is rob me blind and if you are going to let them, I'm not."
by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
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