oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate

you will hear this when you try to steal a Roadmans "bird"

"yeah bruv this is my bird emily she bare fit"

another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"

"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"

kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"

"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"

(he goes over to his gal)

"oi mate what you doing with my gal"

kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"

"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"

by valkyrie_9734 October 31, 2022

this dog with a shirt has some ticks up its sleeves

a clever (or maybe not) pun on having tricks up ones sleeves.

"I don't know what I'm going to do, But this dog with a shirt has some ticks up its sleeves"

by Appomatox Blamo April 12, 2012

Shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.

Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

by Corndogprositute June 1, 2018

I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans

Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by Nibbahhhhh1 July 2, 2019

You better hurry up the bad guys are getting away

What you say when you find a cop sitting on a toilet.

John: Hey there's a cop. You better hurry up the bad guys are getting away.

by Deep blue 2012 August 16, 2010

im gonna shootizzle tonightizzle up izzle in dis hizzle

im goin to shoot up tonight in this place(or house)

by clydizzle and RGizzle October 18, 2003

Face Down Ass up That’s the way we like to Fuuckk

Southern way of of saying you like to fuck with a face down and an ass up

Boy 1: “Yee Yee”
Boy 2: “Face down Ass up that’s the way we like to Fuuckk.”
Boy 1’s sister: “Yea that’s right”

by pillow theft October 8, 2018