National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day

August 13 is the day you fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass.

My ass got grabbed 3 times today, tomorrow is the day i’m gonna fuck those 3 people up, “National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day“

by R@NDUMDUD3 August 12, 2019

i accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me

It's what people type into urban dictionary when they have nothing else to do and act like helpless little shits.

"I accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me," Typed me in 6th grade when I was supposed to work on a grammar book.

by Why do I exist March 13, 2018

so u gonna hit up everyone on ur facebook?

"so u gonna hit up everyone on ur facebook?" Has a deeply incoded message intangled upon it. U is also referred as you in the Internet world. Gonna is also a slang for going to. The terms 'hit up' refer to intercourse. The message simply yet subtly means. So, are you going to have sexual intercourse with everyone on your facebook?

Wow, Edwin you do have a lot of friends on your facebook! So u gonna hit up everyone on ur facebook?

by perzbenz May 17, 2006

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT

if someone says this its a good signal that they need to calm the fuck down

smart person: i dont like hazbin hotel
youtube commenter: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT
smart person: lol what

by soupmaster 69 May 15, 2020

The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.

Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........

by NMguy January 22, 2012

Shut the hell up you ham hock humpin son of a bitch!

From A man yelling a random obsenity at his son. It is a phrase that is only uttered when one is at a complete and utter loss of words.

look at the word dumbass

by Supa Genius July 13, 2004

the cool points are out the window and I'm all twisted up in the game

I love you?

by Anonymous September 14, 2003