HOW DO I RUN

A quote said by very WEIRD people who DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN?

Person 1: HOW DO I RUN
Person 2: Why are you asking me this, weirdo? You seem pretty weird. Go fondle some farts or something.

by someone who fondles farts. August 2, 2024

If I may sip...

A spin-off of the classic "spill the tea," if someone says "if I may sip," they're requesting the tea on a situation. Also used when asking someone for more details on the tea.

"Omg girl, if I may sip... what happened last night?!"

by PrincipalHades June 13, 2025

i

Its a letter. WHY DID YOU LOOK THIS UP? WHAT DO YOU EXPECT MORON!

Im not puting anything.

by OTNDGuy1444 August 5, 2022

I forgot to make myself my food delivery

When a person forgot someone's food.

What, My truck, I forgot to make myself my food delivery.

by Debskelly1985 June 24, 2023

i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

I don’t hat

phrase coined in 2019 meaning “I am telling the truth and looking stylish in this hat while doing so”

person 1: are you serious?
person 2: yeah bro, I don’t hat

by notgeorgie1234 November 13, 2020

Koki I. Vutov

He is a bright and talented young individual, capable of achieving absolutely nothing, cherished by no one, he doesn't flinch at human torture, he eats babies and kills newborn puppies for a living.

He chill.

Holly shit Koki I. Vutov is coming by, quickly, hide your babies and newborn puppies!
Yeah man, he fucked my goldfish and he touched my anus.

by Chicken Handling Man February 25, 2025