what are you brand new?

1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.

2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.

Friend : * Walks into Bar and knocks over a beverage tray*

Him: “Dude, What are you Brand New?”

by Dohm M November 12, 2017

you

a beautiful person

"hey! I love you!"
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by thinkingofaname19 September 30, 2020

you

you, a living person on earth. you

hey you

by UrbanAmbush May 1, 2025

Life is what you make it, an opportunity just take it

This quote simply means that life is in your control and that you’re the one who can shape your destiny. When being in control you also have the choice to take opportunities that come your way and create a new exciting chapter

Hey Jarrad your life is going downhill - seize the day, make the most of what the universe has to offer. Life is what you make it, an opportunity just take it

by jazzaaaaaa November 1, 2025

You just got kenned

A better saying for getting punked

You just got kenned.

by Wools August 18, 2022

you evrr

Get fucked Erika

You evrr?

by Lucky Fumbleson November 2, 2023

do you have a bush in your front lawn?

When you have a bush in your front lawn, it means you have lot's of hair in a certain place...;)

Boy:"Hey, do you have a bush in your front lawn?"
Girl:"Hell yea! I have a whole garden"

by Jordatha March 23, 2017