Oxted school is a large school in Surrey, full of inbred discombobulated gremlins and boys who think there on badness constantly ( their not). Be careful if your caught in oxted any time after 3:15 as the backwards students infest the town gassing out oxted with there vapes. Russell’s sexy xxx
by Russelbond!! January 7, 2023
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Get the School mug.It is an OK school. The teachers are cool but why are the secondary 1 and 2 classrooms on the 4th floor? Do they expect us to climb the stairs like it's a Mount Olympus Greek mythology type of "race to the top and be a god" type of competition? And the school might as well have been demolished. It feels like all the classrooms are breaking down slowly and are going to collapse on the students any second. They fans are shaking, and the lights have completed retired. The staff take forever to ' fix ' it. When I mean by fix, I mean they get a repair man in and just say " Yeah idk what to do lmao its your problem and it's totally ok " like tysm for the opinion but can't you do at least something so that the fan doesn't look like it's inhaling pure drugs on a day-to-day basis? And then it's the boys who play on their PLD all class and then whine about their tuition and how they are going to fail a class and "Bro help me find out what y=mx+c is so I can pass math" like dude you dug yourself a grave so now lie in it. Then there's the edgy vulgarity screeching person who screams "fuck you" if you ever just look at them but then proceed to do a 180° when they need you help. Then the tik tok pick me up girls that do random shit on the back of the class and at this point, I think the teachers gave up. (I would too) Other than that and the fact that they built two useless staircases and that the , it's an ok school with great teachers and a 'colourful' student population.
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Walking down the hallway you will see a combination of jocks, furrys, LGBTQ people, and regular people who are all weird and piss you off.
Walking down the hallway you will see a combination of jocks, furrys, LGBTQ people, and regular people who are all weird and piss you off.
Dude 1: Where dya go?
Dude 2: Risdon Middle School
Dude 1: Damn, thats tough. Your schools hella nice though
Dude 2: Risdon Middle School
Dude 1: Damn, thats tough. Your schools hella nice though
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