eat shit 22

IT MEANS GET AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN, BECAUSE YOUR UPSETTING ME A LOT

YOU NEED TO GO VERY FAR AWAY FROM ME AND MAKE IT SOON BUDDY, SO EAT SHIT 22

by MOTHERGOOSE-918 December 21, 2013

Do jack shit

House chores and that kinda shitb

I'm tired of my husband asking me to do jack shit when I was pregnant

by Avril1989 June 20, 2018

Shit and Run

The act of posting to an internet forum, message board or social networking site for the sole purpose of antagonizing others with angry or insulting posts, and then quickly disappearing. Usually adds nothing of substance to the ongoing conversation. Also see: Trolling.

"That guy came in here, told us we all suck, and never posted again. Guess he's a 'shit and run' poster".

by Peppy Zippy Zoo November 6, 2014

shit fingered

When you finger your own ass and shove it down the throat of a person you dont like

Sharon, if you dont stop bitching at me, your gunna get shit fingered!

by Wayback boys December 28, 2017

Shit ass on the toe

The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.

*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"

by bitchassonthehodickassonthego October 3, 2017

on no funny shit

when you say some thing funny then you try to be serious when you confront or roast some one.

on no funny shit tho

by STE1234567890 May 1, 2018

Shit Roll Invader

Using a slightly over eager finger that carelessly breaks through the toilet paper whilst wiping one arse

All the nosh is hand prepared, which is nice, but I forgot to mention, he is a shit roll invader!

by Sheep2000 August 6, 2016