by Digital_Wraith March 16, 2004
Person 1: Have you heard the song 'I'm Sexy and I Know It'?
Person 2: Say that one more time and I swear to fucking god I will kill you
Person 2: Say that one more time and I swear to fucking god I will kill you
by OreoLover20 April 24, 2016
by JJB February 14, 2005
Used in the work place when you do not work the following day in the following situations
1: To express why you are not doing one of your required tasks.
2: Response when someone reminds you of something you didn't do.
3. To express your degree of not giving a shit.
1: To express why you are not doing one of your required tasks.
2: Response when someone reminds you of something you didn't do.
3. To express your degree of not giving a shit.
Joe: Shouldn't you be sweeping the store?
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow
Jane: You didn't file your reports
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow
Bill: The boss is gonna be fucking pissed, the store looks like shit, and there is missing money.
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow.
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow
Jane: You didn't file your reports
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow
Bill: The boss is gonna be fucking pissed, the store looks like shit, and there is missing money.
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow.
by Senbonzakura713 April 11, 2009
A comeback made up by a friend and I to be used in response to somebody who is threatening you. You can only use this if it is true and you are cool enough to whip out a knife and slit his throat.
HOTONE: "I'll kick your ass."
Big Dude named Tiny: "Whatever man, I'm bigger than you."
HOTONE: "Yeah, but I'm crazier than you."
Big Dude named Tiny: "Whatever man, I'm bigger than you."
HOTONE: "Yeah, but I'm crazier than you."
by HotOne - I never close my eyes if you know what I mean. September 12, 2005
by Max Nicks August 22, 2017
Right I'm going to bed is used when trying to tell a girl you like her and you've had enough of pouring your heart out.
by Bradley Frisby October 30, 2018