I'm Rick James, bitch!

A methood of pwnage, or in playfulness. See ownage
You:I'm Rick James, bitch!
Him:What?
You:*slap*
by Digital_Wraith March 16, 2004
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i'm sexy and i know it

A song people made while on drugs but became a huge hit. It's gay as fuck.
Person 1: Have you heard the song 'I'm Sexy and I Know It'?

Person 2: Say that one more time and I swear to fucking god I will kill you
by OreoLover20 April 24, 2016
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i'm not too worried about it

A phrase used by a friend of mine. Usually used in a sarcastic or apathetic manner to be humorous.
Guy: Dude, my car just exploded!
Guy 2: I'm not too worried about it...
by JJB February 14, 2005
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Dude I'm off tomorrow

Used in the work place when you do not work the following day in the following situations

1: To express why you are not doing one of your required tasks.

2: Response when someone reminds you of something you didn't do.

3. To express your degree of not giving a shit.
Joe: Shouldn't you be sweeping the store?
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow

Jane: You didn't file your reports
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow

Bill: The boss is gonna be fucking pissed, the store looks like shit, and there is missing money.

You: Dude I'm off tomorrow.
by Senbonzakura713 April 11, 2009
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I'm crazier than you.

A comeback made up by a friend and I to be used in response to somebody who is threatening you. You can only use this if it is true and you are cool enough to whip out a knife and slit his throat.
HOTONE: "I'll kick your ass."
Big Dude named Tiny: "Whatever man, I'm bigger than you."
HOTONE: "Yeah, but I'm crazier than you."
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I'm gonna Trump today.

I can't Trump today means to blow off all responsibilities and go play golf.
Fuck work,

I'm gonna Trump today.
by Max Nicks August 22, 2017
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Right I'm going to bed

Right I'm going to bed is used when trying to tell a girl you like her and you've had enough of pouring your heart out.
Right I'm going to bed. Nothing will change. I just really like you
by Bradley Frisby October 30, 2018
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