when someone puts a warm hotdog on their crotch and then slaps someone in the face while they are asleep
by The_Dude_reappears April 03, 2006
trevor-aye mike how did last night go
mike-it was bomb i jizz slaped the shit out that hoe
trevor-ohh damn like me and julie last week
mike-damn you were gettin dat fo sho
mike-it was bomb i jizz slaped the shit out that hoe
trevor-ohh damn like me and julie last week
mike-damn you were gettin dat fo sho
by Puck and Jewfro April 11, 2010
When having sex afterwards if you finish on your own you jizz in your hand and slap her in the face with the semen in the hand.
by Chris Ochs October 23, 2006
When you walk into a toilet and are unexpectedly overwhelmed by the smell left by the previous user.
by milesinfront October 21, 2011
To slap someone in the back of the head for something stupid
Can also be called a team yolk if everyone around agrees it was stupid so everyone gets a yolk (slap in the back of the head)
Can also be called a team yolk if everyone around agrees it was stupid so everyone gets a yolk (slap in the back of the head)
by william F. Weezy September 27, 2007
N, a hand full of semen slapped across the face of a hoe, skank or fuck buddy... often results in heightened rage in the partner, but bitch I don't care.
V, to ejaculate into one's cupped hand, then spread fingers (the man marmalade now resembles spider webs) and slap one's female counterpart across the face. (spidey slapped, spidey slapping)
V, to ejaculate into one's cupped hand, then spread fingers (the man marmalade now resembles spider webs) and slap one's female counterpart across the face. (spidey slapped, spidey slapping)
N,"Nice spidey slap!!, you really showed that bitch what's up"
V, "That bitch wouldn't swallow my cream fillin' so I spidey slapped the shit out'a dat bitch."
V, "That bitch wouldn't swallow my cream fillin' so I spidey slapped the shit out'a dat bitch."
by 70741 DOM1N4710N May 10, 2008
when you are in combat (namely iraq) and your in a fierce firefight. while shooting your way out of it and hopefully killing alot of haji you develop a huge boner. while you are traversing the turret you smack usually the driver, but anyone in the truck in the face or helmet with your boner.
*after a firefight*
soldier in the turret- "dude i totally gave you a Sadr slap while i was mowing down haji earlier!"
soldier driving- "you bastard i knew i felt something smack my helmet during that firefight!"
soldier in the turret- "dude i totally gave you a Sadr slap while i was mowing down haji earlier!"
soldier driving- "you bastard i knew i felt something smack my helmet during that firefight!"
by Justin Lessard October 17, 2007