poo-pour-weed

taking a dump and a hit at the same time

Brought my bong to the bathroom to poo-pour-weed.

by your moms wagina October 23, 2022

stop smoking weed

guys if u r coughing like amelia u need to stop smokin

amelia: cough
me:STOP SMOKING WEED

by captainunicornsquish June 3, 2022

spit weed asparagus

slang for "fucking your dad"

"hey look its John,spit weed asparagus"

by ur mom and ur dad June 1, 2021

Weed Capital of the World

Humboldt County, CA

Stoner 1: I just went to the Weed Capital of the World
Stoner 2: I heard the people are chill up in Humboldt

by rep707forever December 26, 2010

greedy weed zombie

someone who comes over and smokes all your weed....or tries to.
someone that tries to steal your weed
a particularly nasty looking zombie with a blunt in his hand who wont pass it.

"Look Jane! It's a greedy weed zombie!! Run for your weed!!"

by KayYo April 19, 2008

Council Bluffs weed

true grade shit. council bluffs lays in the direct path from la to newyork, thus cb directly benefits from it. Council Bluffs weed is always good shit.

man, im throwed off this council bluffs weed.

by valo April 30, 2007

Barn-Floor Weed

Shitty ass weed. Could just be terrible weed or maybe it's just oregano.

Yeah it was pretty funny, i sold Jim some shitty barn-floor weed.

by Dante P October 17, 2005