I was a freshman and she was a senior and I had the hugest crush on her, her name was Stella, she had the nicest tits and beautiful fat ass and her face was like an angel, there was a party the following weekend and I heard she just broke up with her boyfriend and she was gonna be there! So I decided I was gonna sneak in and find her, I go there about an hour later she was drunk as fuck, and I thought this is my chance, so after a few minutes I convinced the drunk girl to go upstairs and she said what are we gonna do and I said “I’m gonna fuck you so hard” she said while she was drunk not able to control her actions “fuck my tight little pussy” and I grabbed her tits and I was so hard and she started kissing me, I lowered my hands and started squeezing her ass and she said I want your cum in my mouth and she started sucking, fast then slow, fast then slow, then she deepthroated the whole thing and I felt it and I said “oh fuck yesss” and I cummed in her mouth and she swallowed. Then she said ok we’re done here and I thought wait she’s drunk she won’t remember what happens so I get infront of her and push her back on the bed rip her shirt off and before she could do anything to stop her I was balls deep inside her pussy and I was grabbing her tits I made her my bitch that night! Then I felt it again, I was gonna cum for a second time, and I did and it occurred to me that I wasn’t wearing a condom, and that’s how I got an 18 year old pregnant when I was 14
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An even faster version of the V-spec II especially tuned to master the Nurburgring, therefore the name.
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An even faster version of the V-spec II especially tuned to master the Nurburgring, therefore the name.
If an R34 is illegal in the US, This certain model is beyond the name Illegal.
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In episode 76 of Red V.S. Blue, when Church, Doc, and Caboose are discussing the condition of Tucker once he starts getting stomach cramps and mood swings.
Church: "Tell us Doc, we can take it."
Doc: "Your friend is-"
Caboose: "Dying? Oh no!"
Doc: "No he's not dying, he just has-"
Caboose: "No chance to live? I knew it."
Church: "Caboose, one more interruption from you, and he's going to have two patients."
Doc: *sighs* "How do I say this? Your friend is-"
*long pause*
Church: "Why are you pausing? Caboose is not gonna interrupt you this time."
Doc: "No, that was just for dramatic effect. He's pregnant."
Caboose: "Oh god... Wait, what?"
Church: "Tell us Doc, we can take it."
Doc: "Your friend is-"
Caboose: "Dying? Oh no!"
Doc: "No he's not dying, he just has-"
Caboose: "No chance to live? I knew it."
Church: "Caboose, one more interruption from you, and he's going to have two patients."
Doc: *sighs* "How do I say this? Your friend is-"
*long pause*
Church: "Why are you pausing? Caboose is not gonna interrupt you this time."
Doc: "No, that was just for dramatic effect. He's pregnant."
Caboose: "Oh god... Wait, what?"
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