uncle stroking

Violently stroking a older man's genitals

Yea I went off uncle stroking with the principle

by N1ggatron May 14, 2024

secret uncle

Your own personal uncle that is secret to the rest of the world.

Mikalah: I swear i have a secret uncle.
Madi: I don’t believe you, show me.
mikalah: I can’t it’s a secret!

by Jeeoh July 26, 2021

Talking to uncle Barry

After having been on the lash or as over 30's call it 'a night out' most people wana throw up. The moment where you feel the need to talk to Uncle Barry will eventually hit you. It is the moment at which you start throwing up down the toilet.

Example 1,
Person 1: Should we help Mackie out he looks kinda rough?!
Person 2: Na it’s OK he’s just having a chat with Uncle Barry.

Example 2,
Goin out on the lash tonight, hope I don’t end up talking to Uncle Barry!

by Cornishmaster August 12, 2011

Uncle Jimmie'd

To be violently mauled with a spoon.

I heard Fred got uncle Jimmie'd at Denny's last week.

by Squawkinator July 30, 2024

uncle jeff’d

The act of secretly yet abundantly refilling someone's cup, wine glass, or mug with alcohol.

At Thanksgiving last year, my cousin uncle Jeff’d me last night and now, I have the worst hangover ever.

by Not Karissa August 26, 2018

half-great-great-uncle

Great-grandparent's half-brother.

half-great-great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Uncle Randy's funhouse

The spare room your uncle keeps locked.
Often the location of thousands of pornographic DVDs , VHS tapes and magazines.
Occasionally the location of you wearing only bunny ears surviving solely on corn cobs and diet orange soda.

After two weeks in Uncle Randy's funhouse, I don't think I'll ever be able to sit right again. All the eye bleach in the world could never be enough.

by Gigglesnshit May 25, 2023