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The only thing I know for real

Used to describe a situation that you don't understand, but also want to sound really damn cool.
Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."
by Thisi December 20, 2023
mugGet the The only thing I know for realmug.

thing

thing is a hand that love to flip you off. aka Wednesdays ans ester.
the thing that has a crush on you
by cccclliiiiimmu January 23, 2023
mugGet the thingmug.

Thing

That over there, of which the name escapes you.
by Fuzzypandasuit May 23, 2024
mugGet the Thingmug.

thing o anchovies and a bagel

The act of rimming a man, the hole in the bagel is referential to the butthole, and the anchovies refer to the ravenous man that has his mouth open and pleasuring the receiver. The anchovy is also a fed upon by several top level predators and this represents the role of the person that uses the terms place in the hierarchy of being available for a wide range of types of men.
"Wow, did you hear about Timmy! He lined up for all the guys last night, it was a real thing o anchovies and a bagel!"
by zimdah April 1, 2021
mugGet the thing o anchovies and a bagelmug.

Things Remembered

an e-commerce retailer specializing in personalized gifts, messaging and engraving.
On January 10, 2023, 1-800-Flowers.com, Inc announced the acquisition of the Things Remembered brand, allowing the brand to continue on as a leading retailer of personalized gifts
by SPrice1980 April 28, 2023
mugGet the Things Rememberedmug.

Ida’s thing

Anal sex with a stranger while ur best friend is in the same room but still being a Virgin.
Hey did u have sex w ur boyfriend yet? I mean ur a virgin...?

No not rlly we just do Ida’s thing every now n then :)
by Lovababb October 26, 2019
mugGet the Ida’s thingmug.

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