jizz slap

when you take your used condom filled with jizz and slap a hoe in da mouth

trevor-aye mike how did last night go
mike-it was bomb i jizz slaped the shit out that hoe
trevor-ohh damn like me and julie last week
mike-damn you were gettin dat fo sho

by Puck and Jewfro April 10, 2010

spidey slap

N, a hand full of semen slapped across the face of a hoe, skank or fuck buddy... often results in heightened rage in the partner, but bitch I don't care.

V, to ejaculate into one's cupped hand, then spread fingers (the man marmalade now resembles spider webs) and slap one's female counterpart across the face. (spidey slapped, spidey slapping)

N,"Nice spidey slap!!, you really showed that bitch what's up"


V, "That bitch wouldn't swallow my cream fillin' so I spidey slapped the shit out'a dat bitch."

by 70741 DOM1N4710N May 10, 2008

Semen slap

When having sex afterwards if you finish on your own you jizz in your hand and slap her in the face with the semen in the hand.

Last night my boyfriend gave me a semen slap.

by Chris Ochs October 22, 2006

lowkey slapping

What you say about someone you haven't noticed is hot before.

*See's someone who is usually average but is looking hot today*
Me: "Damn! They're lowkey slapping!"

by iamlowkeyslapping June 2, 2018

mouse slap

Annoying people who slam their mouse down on the table when trying to turn fast in games

Jeez, that lousy fuck is mouse slapping again trying to control that ship

by Terlah December 9, 2008

Vuvu Slap

Slapping someone across the face with your vuvuzela as they attempt to steal your handbag/backpack at the world cup.

Did you see that girl give that guy a vuvu slap. Serves him right for trying to steal her handbag

Check that red mark on that guys cheak, he must have been given a mother of a vuvu slap.

by BillyBobStellenbosch July 6, 2010

Sticker Slap

To stick grafiti stickers on other people's property

Do you want to go sticker slap tonight?

by BAD_BRAD July 13, 2015