Rule 101

Any rules after rule 100 are not applicable and are invalid.

(Female walks in on guy masturbating)

Female: Oh my God! I'm sorry! Ummm... Uh....

Male: Rule 126-x

Female: Rule 101

by The Rule Masters April 23, 2018

Rule of Fist

Never put anything bigger than your fist inside you, unless you're being paid for it.

Did you hear about Brooke? She broke the Rule of Fist and haD to have her mom drive her to the hospital on Christmas Eve, whole family was over.

by MrTastie April 13, 2017

rule #421

If we cannot have the pot that you post on the internet, we do not care about it.

This guy posted a picture of pot on Facebook. Remember rule #421

by josh2hosj February 7, 2015

The Golden Rule

"Treat others the way you wish to be treated."

It seems that most politicians -- especially Joe Biden and Donald Trump -- have forgotten The Golden Rule. It's time to reintegrate it into society once more.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2021

ass-rule

A rule of which is never actually defined or warrented, a rule pulled out of thin air, or ones ass.

Ass ruler: "I can't stand you being in the house all the time, goodmorning go away!"

Ass ruler: "No you can't go over to a friends house twice in one week, I want to be able to keep an eye on you (as much as I hate you)"

Being a rule that has a double standard and is thought up on the spot it has been pulled from ones ass, therefore being an assrule.

"Dad I just downloaded World of Warcraft"

the father being too disgusted with his son to say anything blurts out

"New rule bed time at 7 oclock!"

ASSRULE!!!!!!

"She has no reason to tell me not to go outside she can't even stand it when I'm in the same room as her. She's making up an ass-rule."

by Taylor Chier December 9, 2008

no rules football

Its a game of Aussie rules football played by a group of kids/teens on the street or road, less all the rules...and less the blood rule. Basically do anything you are physically capable to stop the opponent and get the footy through the goals and if there's blood...well the game doesn't stop

We played the bastards hard and we scored 2 goals but my busted ribs are killing me and I wish me ruddy nose would stop bleeding, my mums gonna kick my ass if she finds out i been playing no rules football again, better say i fell off my skateboard.

by Bugga April 4, 2006

Rule 200

Also known as the Thermite clause, this rule states that if you know who keyed your car, you have every right to find them and ignite a bucket of thermite on top of their hood. This will totally melt through the hood, block, pistons, and anything else, thereby rendering the vehicle totally unusable. This can be coupled with a gallon of boiled linseed oil in the gas tank to destroy any other engine they may put in there later on.

Some bastard keyed my car, luckily I know who it was! Time to invoke rule 200!

by Cyanide44 October 15, 2014