jesus jones

It's not jesus, its his brother.

Instead of jesus Christ... you would simply state.. jesus jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by xfadingxsweetlyx October 19, 2007

Jesus Vader

Jesus Christ with a Darth Vader helmet and a jedi sword. He's more powerfull than the real Jesus. He's also evil.

I dont believe in Jesus because Jesus Vader whooped his ass.

by blank babushka December 24, 2009

liquid jesus

a liquid so amazingly amazing it is refered to as liquid jesus. same as saying it is holy

HOLY SHIT! THIS BEER! IT'S LIKE....LIKE....LIKE LIQUID JESUS!!!!

by /Joker/ February 6, 2009

Jesus

Jesus is everyone's dad, he made you all.

I love Jesus!

by The Holy Daddyo December 3, 2018

Jesus

God first

Jesus is good

by Ugly boy December 1, 2020

Jesus

he is my nigga

cause jesus christ is my nigga

by Jooooos March 22, 2017

Jesus

Jesus is our lord and savior who died for us

Guy 1: did u hear the about hey soos
Guy 2: Did u mean Jesus
Guy 1: same thing

Jesus: I think not *zaps guy 2, killing him*

by IzzyMemeDreams February 9, 2017