New Zealand

A country near the pacific islands which is the 2nd least corrupt government, we actually have fresh air and no wild predators (must be strange for Australians), almost everywhere you go is scenic plus we are known for our friendliness. New Zealand is a wonderful place and I know it’s annoying that you might have to go near or over the hell hole they call Australia but NZ is worth it.

Person 1 - Where should I go for my holiday?

Person 2 - New Zealand, Obviously

by Charlotte 432 January 8, 2019

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New Orleans

Them gotta know how to swim cause when it rains it floods

Hey tom lets go to new orleans

Tom: hell no nigga i cant swim

by Tom from state farm June 21, 2018

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Fake News

When you know a story or point is correct, but admitting so would harm your image. See also no u

Person 1: Hey, I heard you puked at that party the other day.

Person 2: Fake news.

by JamPock July 10, 2018

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New pork

Whenever around mixed company and wanting to talk about human meat used the code word new pork

How does this sound over a bed of garlic mashed potatoes a braised roulade of new pork stuffed with locally grown spinach and a mushroom duxelle topped with a port wine demi-glace garnished with Bing cherry

by The Golden Cheetah August 16, 2018

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Pew news

Pew news is a news outlet run by a youtuber called PewDiePie on his youtube chanel. He mostly talks about internet drama and big company ''oopies''

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Pew news is the most reliable news source on the internet

by MeinVieg February 14, 2019

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