Bum Mexican

A pre-watershed version of an "Arse Bandit"

James: Is he a...you know...

Dave: A what?

James: An "Bum Mexican"?

Dave: What are you? 10 years old?

by Dohertylives May 21, 2008

Mexican Chocolate

sex with a mexican girl

i had some mexican chocolate last night, it was great

by TokenIranian October 13, 2016

Mexican Closeup

A Mexican standoff but with wieners.

The buddies thought they would have a fun orgy but it ended up being more of a Mexican closeup after their dates didn’t show up.

by Beardie Thumb December 4, 2020

Mexican Shinji

Mexican Shinji/Matteo is the best debater in the community and could pack up anyone in the community not to mention he beat blue marvel in a debate with only one scan

wow Mexican Shinji is soo hot guys

by Mexican Shinji42 March 7, 2022

Mexican middle

The middle seat in a truck, usually on a bench seat

"shotgun"
"alright looks like I have to take mexican middle"

by JerryWinthorpe April 17, 2019

mexican piranha

Mexican street hooker with big lips no teeth 👀

Hey amigo do you know where I can find a Mexican piranha

by Johnny Loco July 25, 2017

Mexican Updog

When you ate so much spicy food, that your spicy excrements the next day will deliver a anal/prostate orgasm.

Not to be confused with a Mexican lawnmower…

A: I just had a Mexican updog because of that spicy salsa yesterday.
B: Shit man, do you need some clean underpants?
A: No mate I’m alright, it happend when I was at the toilet. I felt like a cosmic experience, pooping the universe by having one toilet visit at a time.
B: aight mate, wanna grab some hot Cheetos after work?
A: Oi mate, let’s get a bunch of them!

by Cosmic pooper April 10, 2022