Cocker Spaniel Lunch

Chinese food of undetermined origin. They eat Fido over there.

Boeing's super sonic airliner is so fast, you can fly from Baltimore to Bejing for a Cocker Spaniel lunch and fly home in time for dinner.

by Simon October 14, 2004

launcher

a mystical device that carrys a being from one place to another- merkin powered

YO FLUFF, i pimped out my launcher last week and flew over here to show it to you nigger.

by Fatts January 17, 2005

guppy launching

Guppy launching is an act of foreplay that the female participant performs to arose her male counterpart. The act consists of her putting a guppy, beta fish, gold fish, or other similar small fish into her vulva, and applying pressure until said small critter is launched at max vulva-force across the room.

If I had to choose a larger turn on than her guppy launching skills, then I would choose nothing, because her guppy launching skills are THE BIGGEST turn on.

by Dr. Skizmo December 9, 2007

Grenade launcher

When you and a friend try to hook up with some chicks but one of them is really ugly, he'll be the grenade launcher and take the "grenade" so you can have a good time.

Me: dude, check out those girls
Friend: ewww, look at her friend. Looks like her face was hit by a bus...
Me: yea but the other one is fine. Be my grenade launcher.

by Yoxcf August 2, 2011

lunch lady

Lunch ladies are those females or males who graduate from Lunch Lady Academy (LLA) and frequently uses lunch lady crossing, similar to deer crossing. They're commonly in a bad mood, and to them you MUST NEVER SAY these words, "Oh no, take it back," or the unspeakable will occur. They can fly and serve, while wearing "lunch vest." You may use this to describe one who is being shitty. They can also be supernatural beings similar to vampires and werewolves.

Dude, could you be anymore of a lunch lady, right now???

I said to that freaking lunch lady, "OH NO, TAKE IT BACK!" and she launched herself over the counter and did the unspeakable.

by TheNativez April 21, 2007

Lunchin'

Eating so much food at one time

Damn Stacy be Luchin on them nachos

by KTlove May 13, 2005

Eat your lunch

Many don't believe me, but in March of 1967 a buddy and I were sitting in a local bar. Something was said about lunch, I responded by saying, "I'll eat your lunch". All laughed and went on. The group that was there started using that line. Next thing I know everyone is using it. Believe it or not.

One might say, want to run your car against mine, I'll eat your lunch.

by tiredlawdog October 3, 2016