A gentrified black guy that uses exaggerated slang to remind people of his blackness. Usually a broadcaster or reporter.
“I can’t rock with Jokic bruh. He ain’t saucy like the other goats. He ain’t cookin with fish grease!! Feel me!!??”
Mark Jones
Mark Jones
by anonymous June 3, 2023
Get the Mark Jonesmug. It's generally a name, for me its a meaning, a feeling, an experience and a missed opportunity.
They're kind, warm, funny, adventurous, but the type to completely end it, go cold and not forgive, they dont forget.
Once they're done they're done.
He loved country music, and sitting in the back of the tray with a great northern and a fishing rod.
We fought like hell, a toxic and yet deep love that drove me nuts!
But it was real, electric, and I'm still fascinated by the idea of us, because I cant forget him.
And I'm sorry, I regret it, I hurt you, I made you bitter, but I was hurting to, I was inmature, I wish I knew then, that you meant it.
They're kind, warm, funny, adventurous, but the type to completely end it, go cold and not forgive, they dont forget.
Once they're done they're done.
He loved country music, and sitting in the back of the tray with a great northern and a fishing rod.
We fought like hell, a toxic and yet deep love that drove me nuts!
But it was real, electric, and I'm still fascinated by the idea of us, because I cant forget him.
And I'm sorry, I regret it, I hurt you, I made you bitter, but I was hurting to, I was inmature, I wish I knew then, that you meant it.
by BirdyJones August 18, 2022
Get the Scott jonesmug. Izzy is hard to describe, she’s such an amazing person and words can’t do her justice. She is kind and caring and always knows how to put a smile on your face. You can talk to her about anything and she won’t judge you or talk behind your back. She’s always there for you and is so incredibly loyal, she will endure your long rants and lectures and not run away when you yell or shout. She’s so nice to everyone but will also help you hide a body without asking questions. When you're sad she’ll try and help and if she can’t will sit with you while you die inside. She’s incredibly smart and even though she tries to deny it very talented. She’s amazing at sports and has a stunning voice, and even with these amazing talents she never brags and always helps her slightly less gifted friends. Izzy is such an awesome person and a pleasure to be around.
The Gif is her fave one that she uses all the time.
The Gif is her fave one that she uses all the time.
by Hufflepuffgirl2112 December 27, 2020
Get the Isabel Jonesmug. 
by Clyx December 19, 2023
Get the Jane jones Jenkinsmug. When an alcohol soaked tampon is pulled from someone's butthole and then placed into a mix drink of choice. That mix is then called a Davy Jones' Locker.
Hey, what do ya say we shove some of this rum up our asses and later we can go back to my place and have ourselves a Davy Jones' Lockers?
by Frodo T Baggin December 10, 2022
Get the Davy Jones' Lockermug. by bockandcalltortise July 29, 2025
Get the Joel Jonesmug.