Jack Colin Jones

just a bloody sex machine, ass licker and phd of the vagina

Jack Colin Jones, bro hes a bloody sex machine

by bruh_god January 11, 2022

Cole Jones

The guy who was kinda fat, but kinda fit. He sits in the front of class and he just does average.

Meh he is just an average guy. Probably a Cole Jones

by BigBoissss January 26, 2018

Jobu Jones

The oral sex act of pleasuring more than two mens penises at once

He gave the ravenous hobos the ol' Jobu Jones for half a turkey sandwich

by Msmith17192 January 22, 2019

Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know that she wasn't going to be getting the best of you today.

It wasn't enough to defeat me, not today female Jim Jones.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

jonesing to the jones

A deep desire to be someone else. A neighbor who has more or anyone and anything that you perceive to be better. The grass is greener syndrome.

They just bought a new Mustang and I am jonesing to the Jones right now.

by Gidgetagain August 27, 2019

Jones Bet

Making a legitimate wager with someone with the intention of never paying up if you lose.

That fucker bet me a 100 bucks that I couldn't eat an XL pizza in one sitting. And when I did, he wouldn't pay up. A complete Jones Bet.

by Gladhe8r December 12, 2023

Leo Jones

A great friend who makes everyone around them happier.

Drew: Man, that Leo Jones guy is pretty cool

by Urboidaboi November 16, 2021