rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebrities

What Urban Dictionary claims to do, but really if you just search a name you find a bunch of praise for friends and partners.

Urban Dictionary: "Don't name your friends. We'll be rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebrities."
Me: "But didn't I just see a bunch of non celebrity naming?"

by ropoopy May 22, 2022

Dad joke

Corny/cheesy jokes that fathers share with their children. They are often criticised by people who don't want to admit that some dad jokes are actually pretty good or they don't understand the concept of dad jokes. For the most part, those who say "dAd JoKeS aRe NoT fUnNy" do not realise that the whole shtick is that the jokes are so predictable and dry that in a way it is hilarious.

Dad: I built a car comprised of ravioli, but my sista didn't believe me until I drove pasta.

The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes 🙄

Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022

Joke

Something funny, that can be used while someone is coping.

x "My dad died..."
y "Aw man, want me to tell you a joke to cheer you up?"
x "Sure."
y "Knock knock"
x "Whos there?"
y "Not your dad!"
x "Bro...."
y "Chill, it's a joke"

by Teresaissohot June 5, 2022

Joke

Something that someone named alex in my friend group doesn’t understand

I tried to make a joke but alex didn’t get it

by FE4RLESSW0LF March 9, 2022

joke a smoint

A humorous way to say "smoke a joint"

Paul: want to come over later and joke a smoint?
Steve: hell yeah brother

by liamr06 March 18, 2022

Ash Joke

When someone makes a joke that is so impressively clever that everyone else in the room wished they thought of it first. They are often witty and can go over the heads of those inferior.

Guys, I totally got Ash Joked at work today.
One day, your joke level will hit Ash Joke level.

by HinkleyHero March 28, 2022

Ash Joke

When an Ash Joke is made, most of the room appreciate the incredibly clever, often witty, nature of the joke. The joke can often go over less clever people’s heads, creating the illusion the person who created the Ash Joke is stupid. This could not be further from the truth. The Ash Joke joker can remain smug at the fact that the stupid people therefore think that they are stupid. The irony.

Damn, the guy at work made an Ash Joke and I was the only one that appreciated it. The rest thought he was stupid but in fact they are the stupid ones.

That guy is either stupid or he just made an Ash Joke.

by HinkleyHero March 28, 2022