rub out the easy one

jerking off before a date when your sure your goin to get laid so you dont blow your load too soon during sex

I'm going to go and rub out the easy one before I go out with Jessica.

by yugocar May 4, 2006

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater is a brilliant game for PlayStation 2, featuring the world's longest ladder climb.

Person 1: "Wow, look at the size of that ladder!"
Person 2: "That's nothing, I spent 5 minutes climbing up one yesterday on Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. At least I had some wonderful music to accompany me."

by Jaaames January 9, 2009

easy tiger

Yorkshire term 'Easy, Tiger!' meaning calm down.

'I'm gonna kill you'
'Easy, Tiger!'

by Jem November 4, 2003

Twat Earl

Someone who has gained almost Royal Status in the extent of their idiotic actions. A leader amongst Twats.

Nightclub doorman: "You're not entering this club with a stripy shirt!"

Person 1: "You Sir are a Twat earl!

by Orlando Prestidge and Matt Lund January 23, 2008

Easy breezy

Capable of being done with no difficulty.

Person 1: Hey, what chu think 'bout that homework assignment?
Person 2: Pssh... easy breezy... beautiful, covergirl

by The Chow Man October 21, 2004

Middle Earth

A word used to describe being in a very obscure place, said by somebody who has no idea where they are.

"Where are we, Fucking middle earth?"

by mdogksu23 September 25, 2011

ease it

calming sum1 down wen der depressed or afta sum ruff dayz

"man my world iz jus fukd... my girl slappd me and dumpd me, me car broke down lost ma job man im fukd!"

"yo jus ease it man... cmon i'll take u to shisha ini dah'll ease u down"

by LilShefi March 5, 2007