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Barn doors

Big ol' vagina lips, so big that they may impede upon the pleasure and/or effectiveness of sexual intercourse.
Tristan: "Did you end up getting with that girl?"
Tyler: "Yeah but she had a pair of barn doors, I could barely fit it in and I got rope burn."
Tristan:: "That bitch!"
by Simmypoo December 27, 2024
mugGet the Barn doorsmug.

Creaky Barn Door

A code for men. Referring to a heavily used woman; with a stretched and possibly odorous vaginal canal.
Hey bro watch out for Rebecca she is a creaky barn door.

Dude I got laid at the party last night. "Yeah but she's a creaky barn door bro." Ah fuck.

Her legs spread open and you come to the realization that she's a creaky barn door. Shut that door and run like hell.
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
mugGet the Creaky Barn Doormug.

having sex with a door

When you press your genitals against a door,grab the door handle,and start to slowly push yourself up and down. It won't work when you start because you need to get into it. You will get bruised hands from pleasure hanging
"I saw Jerry having sex with a door"

"I lost my virginity to a door 🚪"
by Roberto lugi March 17, 2025
mugGet the having sex with a doormug.

Close your garage door

Oh look at that he still didn’t close it. Lemme guess “ I’m going back outside.” Close your garage door
by ThatThiccWhale December 4, 2020
mugGet the Close your garage doormug.

door nonce

a person who can’t close a door properly according to my dad
“mia you can’t close that door properly you’re such a door nonce”
by mcjvis June 11, 2024
mugGet the door noncemug.

Door Screech

The high pitched screech some doors make. Also possible of being made by humans.
by BPTRY June 29, 2019
mugGet the Door Screechmug.

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