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The World's biggest Donald (Butt ) Trump

He has a face like mushy baby food and he has large wrinkles. He has a quadruple chin and he eats too many hamburgers. He got corona and won't wear a mask. He wants everyone to get it. He doesn't care about others. FUCK DONALD TRUMP!! BIDEN2020
The World's biggest Donald (Butt ) Trump IS TURNING INTO A POOPHEAD!
by madzeeys October 19, 2020
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Donald Fucking .J Trump

The 45th president of the United States that has fucked the U.S. into fucking ablivion.
Thank God Donald Fucking .J Trump isn’t our president any more.
by MasterSwordsman December 31, 2020
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Donald J Asshole Trump

Some fat bitch that is some how a celebrity that likes to hide in bunkers,wear a toupee,likes to kiss minors,and just being a little fat bitch in general.
Person 1:Donald Trump is an asshole.
Person 2:Donald Trump looks like shit.
Person 3:Donald J Asshole Trump should be out of office.
by Some secret Bitch September 22, 2020
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Donald trump X Elon yuri

Thom: What was Jesus preaching again?
Kent: Donald trump X elon yuri
by SamWhich87 June 27, 2025
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Donald Trump

Current President of the United States (2025), destroyer of economies and purveyor of cheese puff skin
"Did you see the news on Donald Trump and his tariffs?"
"Yeah man my stocks are down like 3000%."
by csh_0120 September 26, 2025
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Better qualified than Donald Trump

A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.
This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.

This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.

This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.

This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
by doubleghost March 28, 2024
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Donald Trump

Will save our country.

Will dance to YMCA
Is orange
Is both 45th and 47th president
Better speaker than all of the democrats
Business man
Tim: do you know Donald Trump
Jim: how could I not, he saved our country!
by Newredgamer2000 March 22, 2025
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