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A California Crunchberry

When you get a blow job from a girl who has cold sores on her mouth. Other version: "Frosted California Crunchberries" - when you glaze the cold sores with ejaculate after the blowjob.
"Oh I didn't care she was having an outbreak, she gave me A California Crunchberry"
by razorbladeandrazorbottom July 8, 2021
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Himalayan Taco Clencher

My boyfriend gave me a Himalayan Taco Clencher and it smelled like strawberries.
by KenAFish27 November 11, 2021
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Cock ass clenches

Put a 10kg bumble on cock and clench asshole to get a more defined dick.
I just did some cock ass clenches
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Check his clench

To mentally evaluate mandems ability and determination to squeeze innit
Ayo check his clench, he ain’t really bout it
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Sir Orbit Crunch

Sir Orbit Crunch - Someone positively undescribable. Start with a base of funny, add in dumb humor, next add in cute, lastly add in nice. Sir Orbit Crunch is an amazing person and you'd be lucky to have him as a friend.
Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so nice!
Person 2: I know! He's so funny!
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
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Sir Orbit Crunch

An amazing person no matter what people say. To start off making this amazing person, begun with a base of funny af, next add on sweetness and niceness, lastly add in sexy. This man is a 1 in 7.8 billion chance and if you get to meet him you are lucky. Sir Orbit will always stick by your side no matter what. He isn't the smartest of the group but definitely is always the funniest. (Please approve this. My friend (Sir Orbit) is actually a really nice guy.)
Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so funny!
Person 2: Not to mention he's super nice!

Sir Orbit Crunch: Just an awesome person
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
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kick-flick-bend-crunch

the two-person game of flicking and empty drinks can, usually over and back across a table. knock it clear from your opponent, and you score.
gee, what an exciting game of kick-flick-bend-crunch! you totally wiped the floor with me on that one. i love sports!
by the-ginger March 21, 2022
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