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Captain Falcon

A muscular guy who once had his own game series is now a smash bros legend who is only known for smash bros now. He is like the second fastest and the number one coolest ever. He is at the level of a god and maybe more.
Captain Falcon will fucking falcon punch your face till you die
by GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU September 21, 2018
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Captain Logic

Captain Logic: we all here?
Crew: Aye!
by athemwdkl w September 15, 2022
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Captain's Wafers

An American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc. They are light buttery crackers typically served with soups and salads. They are mentioned specifically in the song "Camel Walk" by Southern Culture on the Skids. Captain's Wafers' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years
Captain's Wafers are the best cracker brand.
by SPrice1980 April 30, 2022
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captain candle day

Ethan: It’s captain candle day!
Jeff: I almost forgot
by captain candle January 22, 2022
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Lanky captain

A 'ranga' 'ginger' or 'red headed' male with a longer than average penis
"Here comes the lanky captain, did you hear he's gor a 9 incher?"
by TheYewt August 11, 2023
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Captain Crunch

When a man takes a rather large dump.
Buddy is in there dropping a Captain Crunch
by Dlancelot December 19, 2017
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german captain

When a man consumes his own ejaculation.
When my wife and I have sex, I German Captain in my own mouth.
by kittnclaw September 2, 2014
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