Brandon

A weirdo dummy who simps for patience
Brandon is a simp
by Bobbs November 14, 2020
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Brandon

Weirdo dummy who simps for patience
Brandon simps for patience
by Bobbs November 14, 2020
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Brandon

F*ck Joe Biden slang. Also dude who sleeps a lot. Touches hairy legs a ton, and smells little girls.
by So sus November 28, 2021
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The greatest thing to ever happen to someone. Does whatever they can to make someone happy. Is always in the mood to help others and help bring someone up. They have beautiful eyes and a wonderful smile. Someone that you can be thankful for and always rely on. They are kind of a nerd, but it is what makes them so special. They are extremely smart but can be passive when upset. No matter how upset they get you can never stay upset at them cause they are so perfect.
by IloveB November 23, 2021
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The ugliest nigga ever. THey weird asf and they always acting like they hard. Can't fight or hoop. All brandons are week especially from Ohio, Cali, iowa, Indiana, Florida
by Real Nigga face February 05, 2020
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A hugepeople of walmart”person , a female or male who is uncomfortably BIG
“damn boy look at that brandon
lizzo is a brandon
by Anti-Brandon February 04, 2020
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A short little fellow who makes random mysterious noises and is in love with Shrek
I wish I never become a Brandon. That would really suck.
by Skeet Skort July 21, 2019
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