BUTTER MY BISCUIT

A PHRASE USED TO DESCRIBE A SITUATION THAT ANGERS OR FRUSTRATES YOU.

USED IN PLACE OF GRINDS MY GEARS.
SARA: HE REALLY BUTTER MY BISCUITS WHEN HE CUT ME OFF.
STETTSON: I THINK YOU MEAN GRINDS YOUR GEARS.
SARA: I MEANT WHAT I SAID.
by Iliketothinkimcool October 29, 2022
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Flip my biscuits

To lose control. When cooking biscuits, you do not flip them. Since it is something that you do not do, if someone makes you go crazy over something, they will make me "flip my biscuits."
If she comes in here again talking about how much money she saved by spending money while shopping I am going to flip my biscuits on her.
by Whatda October 25, 2010
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Flour Your Biscuits

To flour one's biscuits one must rub baby powder one one's own buttocks and run from one's sexual partner while the sexual partner tries to spank it off.
Yeah Brian and I spanked my biscuits last night. There was baby powder everywhere!! Have you ever had Doug try to flour your biscuits before?
by Naughty Powder Fairy 69 January 24, 2013
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A game played by swingers. Woman lays down, whilst several men line up and take turns blindfolded (of course) to 'Dunk the biscuit in the cuppa'. Also known as putting their testicles in the woman's mouth which is full of warm untainted, delicious, scrumptious semen.
Hey Mike, are you up for a bit of dunk the biscuit in the cuppa tonight?

Did you hear about Mandy last night, she got dunked several times!
by SatansLittleLover69 September 20, 2019
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bubble butt biscuit

The name of the little submarine in Markiplier's video, SOMA Part 3. Possibly also something disgusting
He's my little bubble butt biscuit *grutural noises* I don't know what a bubble butt biscuit is but I'm not sure I want to know.
by JFox October 15, 2015
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two piece and a biscuit

when you hit a punk poo buddy ass neck runnin mutha fucka with a combo left jab right hook and then finish them off with a devastating blow to the body
Art Vandelay: hey what you doin talking to my bitch homeboy?
Crazy Joe Davola: what's it look like sucka. u wanna get fresh?
Art Vandelay: hows a two piece and a biscuit sound for yo azz?
by straight g nigga April 24, 2011
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