douche bag

1) a used condom
2) a really annoying retard
3) someone who comes to a club usually wearing a wife beater, baggy jeans and sunglasses, even though its pitch black.

4) a vaginal cleaner

1) that dude left his douche bag on the couch!! GROSS
2) fuck get that douche bag out of here he's such a retard!
3) here come he douche bags again. ohh fuck look what there wearing, thats no surprise, lets go beat the shit outta them!
4) i gotta use my douche bag really quick hold on

by im da boss1030 January 03, 2010

cunt bag

one who is snide, evil, and annoying.

See my coworker

by Anonymous April 02, 2003

[douche bag]

A person who thinks there badass but actually in real life no one likes them. In fact, people talk about them when they're not there, and try their best to stay away from them. They are the type of people who say the most stupid things, which they think are cool. They think they are the shit, but in reality they are douche bags

God, arturo is such a douche bag.

by Cool guy9534343 December 30, 2008

chode bagging

chode bagging: rubbing one's chode (usually sweaty) on a fallen foe's face after epic combat.

After beating up her friend, I started chode bagging him to show my dominance...

by power metal whore October 25, 2009

Bag and Shag

Short for "Bag it, and shag it". When a girl (or guy) is too ugly to look at their face, you put a bag over their head, and then you can do them without guilt.

TIP : If you use a european designer bag, it makes her even better.

You may be as ugly as horses ass, but with that bag on your head, you can ride my pony anytime.

by DrSnow April 26, 2005

ditz bag

Combination of the words ditz and douchebag. Used to describe someone who is a ditz and a douchebag.

That girl is such a ditz bag.

by Christopher J. Orcutt January 27, 2005

chicken bag

a nutsack!typically on men or fat women who act like men. or who smell like dookie

Hey! don't make me kick your chicken bag!

by peedonu August 08, 2004