9th august

9th August is the day to kiss your 4th cousin whose name starts wit L

-it’s 9th August

-I’m gonna kiss L today 😘

by Lucas.Joshua August 7, 2022

August 18th

August 18th is national show your boyfriend your knockers day

Boyfriend: heyyyyyyy it's August 18th you know what that means (fish) IT'S NATIONAL SHOW YOUR BOYFRIEND YOUR KNOCKERS DAY
Girlfriend: Jared I don't love you anymore stop texting this number

by LARSISCOOLYT August 18, 2024

august 7th

august 7th is jordan's birthday <3

"jordan's birthday is august 7th"

by L0veg0r3 August 4, 2021

4th August

Kiss your ex and ur best friend day. Have fun

Zoe: hey bestie
Lilly: hey
Zoe: it's kiss your ex and ur best friend day... 4th August

Lilly: so we have to kiss and then kiss ex
Zoe: ye
Lilly: ok

by Balls in ma jaws August 2, 2022

18 august

Someone called James

Hey he was born on the 18 august he must he called James it is a day and a month

by It’s mee lmao November 30, 2020

2. August

National smash a glass day.

You can smash the glass anywhere. Even ur teachers face, or your bestfriends face. You get extra points if you do it on your siblings face.

"AY FRED COME HERE!" *Smashes a glass on his face* +2point "YOU FUCKIN BITCH!" *smashes a glass in his face too* +4points 2. August

by The real Vikstar123 October 13, 2022

August 10

it’s a day where you send your best friend(s) your best soapy tits pic

A:Hey, you know what today is?
B: It’s August 10th
A: Its also soapy tits pic day

by edgymofo May 5, 2024