Deserve a piece of bacon

To receive earn or wish for a reward after completing a task.

"Well done on the report"
"Thank you, at the very least I deserve a piece of bacon for it"

by Oshi.... December 10, 2023

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Bacon

1: A piece of fried pork belly
2: A roblox person with the hair that looks like bacon

1: would you like some bacon
2: excuse me mr bacon, that's not how it works

by UrLocalSeagull November 1, 2023

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Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.

It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.

by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023

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the big tasty bacon burger

The reason your maid dosent clean your bathroom anymore.

guy 1 : Hey you know how i havent had any diarrhea lately ?
dude 2: you should try the big tasty bacon burger

by your wifes gardener November 15, 2021

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Pulling bacon

The act of getting into a chase, whether on foot or high-speed pursuit, by law enforcement officers, most notably police officers, commonly referred to as pigs.

"Oh shit b, this crazy muhfucka on the news pulling bacon at 120mph on the 105!"
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"Hey man, we got a job, and the payoff is gonna be huge, but we need someone to pull bacon for us so we can get out smooth."
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"Hey man, we should fire this new paintball gun at the police station. They can't catch us if they can't see!"
"You're a fuckin idiot man. If you think you're gonna be able to pull bacon in that old piece of shit, you're dreamin'.

by Ftopayrespects July 14, 2019

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