Robert is a nice,funny, and gentle. He will always be there for you in tough times, and will build you up like no other. He is the perfect material for a best friend and will do anything to keep you happy. Never lose a Robert because you will be sad. He will love you like no other and will treat you with love. He cares more about other people than himself so be sure to look out for him. Usually tall Roberts are more rude, And shorter Roberts are nicer.
by Bsbdjsvdnd January 5, 2021
Get the Robertmug. Robert is the god. When you see a Robert you should immediately relinquish all mortal possessions and sacrifice your eggs as well as a textbook.
by Enlightened Robert worshipper December 30, 2021
Get the Robertmug. by 420 family March 16, 2021
Get the Robert Olliviermug. An ugly mid-20s guy that will steal your girlfriend days after your anniversary, and leave you in the dust, and make you feel deserted and betrayed by a girl you loved and spent thousands on to make her happy.
Guy: That guy looks like a good person, ugly though
Guy 2: No he isnt. he is a Robert. Dont let your girl near him at all
Guy 2: No he isnt. he is a Robert. Dont let your girl near him at all
by pissedthefuckoff2021 June 3, 2021
Get the Robertmug. by SomeRandomBoi2 April 29, 2019
Get the Robert Marshallmug. His shlong is so big you would think it was the Eiffel Tower. He has the sexiest body of anyone and has porn star potential. He pulls all the hoes. (even the black ones)
Robert? Fuck without hesitation!!!
by OhYeahDaddy12 April 4, 2023
Get the Robertmug. by fortniteISDyingRip April 23, 2019
Get the Robert Downey Jr.mug.