Robert

Robert is a nice,funny, and gentle. He will always be there for you in tough times, and will build you up like no other. He is the perfect material for a best friend and will do anything to keep you happy. Never lose a Robert because you will be sad. He will love you like no other and will treat you with love. He cares more about other people than himself so be sure to look out for him. Usually tall Roberts are more rude, And shorter Roberts are nicer.

Robert such a hunk!

by Bsbdjsvdnd January 5, 2021

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Robert

Robert is the god. When you see a Robert you should immediately relinquish all mortal possessions and sacrifice your eggs as well as a textbook.

Receive Robert into your life and cleanse yourself of sin. Pray to him and he will listen.

by Enlightened Robert worshipper December 30, 2021

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Robert Ollivier

a great person anyone with this name is a funny nice popular teenager

Robert Ollivier is the coolest person i know

by 420 family March 16, 2021

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Robert

An ugly mid-20s guy that will steal your girlfriend days after your anniversary, and leave you in the dust, and make you feel deserted and betrayed by a girl you loved and spent thousands on to make her happy.

Guy: That guy looks like a good person, ugly though
Guy 2: No he isnt. he is a Robert. Dont let your girl near him at all

by pissedthefuckoff2021 June 3, 2021

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Robert Marshall

Tall bitch that wont leave you alone no matter how much you tell him to fuck off

Fuck off Robert Marshall you fucking commie

by SomeRandomBoi2 April 29, 2019

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Robert

His shlong is so big you would think it was the Eiffel Tower. He has the sexiest body of anyone and has porn star potential. He pulls all the hoes. (even the black ones)

Robert? Fuck without hesitation!!!

by OhYeahDaddy12 April 4, 2023

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