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Luke

A Luke usually looks like the child of two really good-looking celebrities, or a caveman who hasn’t showered in an eternity.

A Luke doesn’t publicly care about what other people think, but when it’s time to go to sleep, he can’t stop thinking about what people think about him.

A Luke discards all personal emotions and needs to take care of those he loves, if you’re lucky, you’ll get to hear one of his out-of-the-blue motivational speeches.

If you stumble upon a wild Luke in the forest, leave him be, he’s probably thinking about his crush/girlfriend. But at the same time, don’t leave him alone, he really wants someone to talk to. He will probably show you one of his flawless impressions or one of the many memes he has in his camera roll.

If you want to talk music, a Luke is the perfect guy to talk to (but you probably won’t know a single one of the bands he likes).

If you find yourself trapped in a hug from a Luke, stay there, he needs it too.
A note to Luke’s girlfriend:

Don’t let him go, he’ll probably marry you!
by AnonymousPerson#22735 May 24, 2025
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Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings is the lead singer of the Australian band 5 Seconds of Summer (commonly referred to as 5SOS)
Woah look at the humongous ass Luke Hemmings has!
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Luke hemmings

THE BEST MAN IN THE WORLD LIKE OMG LOOK AT HIS FACE?!/&2’rbkbtbeknfb-
Me: do you know about Luke Hemmings?
My friend: ….no?
Me: WHAT
by 5sos is me October 4, 2021
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Luke Rainey

hello luke <3 this is here to prove that kailee absolutely loves you more, and always will love you more. i told you i’d put it in the dictionary! haha get absolutely rekt :) i love you more !!
Kailee loves Luke Rainey more”
by httpskz July 8, 2021
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Luke Begg

A person who is usually in stocks and owns a dog. Most luke beggs go to UCC in grade 8. Lukes are talented in cross countries and own an iphone 14.
THE LUKE BEGG had his iphone 14 taken away during assembly
by bossofcozmo November 3, 2022
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Luke Jonathan Stumbo

A random girl named abby that he is not friends with: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??
A random girls named Payton that he is not friends with "OBVIOUSLY, IM DROOLING SO IT MUST BE HIM??!!"
by tigermama1234 December 4, 2024
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Luke

If you know a Luke then you know what annoying is A Luke will diddle his fingers like a fool playing an invisible flute Every thing he says about himself is usually the opposite A Luke loves to beat women because he is too short to beat men
Usually a wrestler who loves tights and rolling around with other dudes Falls in life with every girl he meets A complete and creepy weirdo a stalker A shitty friend Usually a mechanic or welder by trade

But at night he loves to break a drag Queen His wardrobe consists of the finest quality lingerie and high heels You can usually run into him getting a black dildo shoved up his ass by his wife Gena Loves to repeat him self and be annoyinbr
What a fucking creepy weirdo

That dude is a Luke for sure
by Typingturor6969 December 17, 2023
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