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Chinese soup strainer

The act of shitting and pissing into someone’s mouth while their teeth are closed
Yo: Gurt did she let you try Chinese soup strainer last night
Gurt: yeah it was awesome
by Markerbiter May 11, 2025
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Chinese Chopsticks

A retro sexual position that has been reintroduced through the amateur porn circuit in Arizona. Desert Paradise, Arizona to be exact. This position involves the male talent to slightly sit on the edge of a desk, while his female partner straddles him and places her left foot on the desk. Chinese Chopsticks is the perfect position for women who are 9 months pregnant. Unfortunately, if the male talent had too much to drink the night before, this position may cause flaccidity and therefore, vaginal penetration may not be achieved.
Porn Director: "Okay. New position. Chinese Chopsticks."
Male Talent: "Chinese what???"
by Vincent aka Vinny August 17, 2021
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Chinese Fire Slap

When you make a 360 degree turn and then proceed to firmly place your hand across (preferably) the persons face, imprinting your handprint on their face for 1-3 days.
Man, Tyler just chinese fire slapped that weird kid ahmet. His face finna look like a tomato for the next 2 days!
by EDP(.)(.)6969 October 10, 2018
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chinese wall

sex position, where four people, regardless their gender, are stacked on top of each other
"guys yesterday i was the top layer at the chinese wall."
by mo schpit January 31, 2023
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Chinese Netflix

Dirk: “Bro, let’s watch Deep Blue Sea.”
Trent: “Aight, I’ll pull it up on Chinese Netflix.”
by HunkStudmann January 30, 2021
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chinese pop

by thecharacterwannie July 6, 2022
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I'm Chinese

1: Declaring Chinese ethnic origin
2: Pizzapotamus' Iconic Catchphrase
1: "Johnathan said 'I'm Chinese' when asked what his ethnicity was."
2: "I'm Chinese!"
by lasagna snake February 23, 2024
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