Swagger Fart

Being awesome enough that when you fart, it sounds like the music from the old spice swagger commercial.

That guy is so ballin, he has swagger farts.

by Sykosquril December 30, 2012

Strong Fart

A fart that smells very bad, can also be considered gross.

What's that smell?
John just laid a strong fart.
Ewww gross

by Geenyus October 26, 2012

mart fart

A usually silent emission of gas when endeavoring the weekly shopping rounds. One can be both a victim, or a perpetrator of a mart fart. The presence of multiple people in the shopping mart environment, makes it the ideal place to fart and not be the obvious farter.

Ralph was walking down the cereal aisle, and walked right into a mart fart cloud. Since no one was on the aisle but him, it must've seeped through the boxes from the juice aisle.

by Bada Bing, Bada Boom August 31, 2013

Chair Fart

When one sits down in an awkward position so that he/she compresses the air between him/her and the chair, resulting in a flatulent sound.

John: Dude did you just fart?

Mike: What?! No, that was just a chair fart!

John: Then what's that smell?

by mohenjodarocatalhuyuk September 11, 2013

fart sac

The place inside the anus where your excess farts are stored for later in use during the day.

Kyle was storing his farts in his fart sac, then Marc punched him in the stomach and Kyle proceeded to fart, releasing all the farts from his fart sac that he stored.

by FART MAN October 7, 2013

fart slicer

A fart slicer is another word for a G string.

"Hey sheila, are you gonna rip one right here in public?"
"No worries, you won't hear a thing i've got a fart slicer on!"

by thewetblanket March 9, 2012

crowd farting

The act of walking into a group of strangers and dropping a particularly heinous fart, especially humorous when done on an elevator; usually done as a vacation activity.

Example 1:
Jessica: Why's it smell like dead bodies on the elevator?

Terrence: Alex and I were dropping crowd farts the whole way up.

Example 2:
Jon: Why are you drinking all that milk before the concert?

Chris: I'm going to try to set a crowd farting world record.

by MidBoss June 6, 2012