Brown Crayon

When one wipes his/her butt after defecating, takes a peak at the toilet paper right after, and the streak or smudge resembles that of a brown crayon on white paper.

I hate Brown crayon, It's always takes more wipes to clean with brown crayon streaks.

by RoryLOL July 1, 2009

The Brown Flame

Diarrhea

The brown flame just caught my pants on fire!

by pigmetal June 13, 2014

brown chiclets

very hard and tiny (usually "tiny size chiclet" sized; hence the name) cling-ons.

"OMG, I think I have hemorrhoids! Nope, just brown chiclets."

by mr. grumpus pantalones January 6, 2010

Brown Ninja

Someone who sneaks into a residence in which the dweller lives by themself, then deficates in their toilet leaving no visable toilet paper and then does not flush.

Jessie got home to her apartment after a long day at work. She stepped into the bathroom to take a shower when she spotted the foreign monster in the toilet bowl... she knew then the brown ninja had struck again.

by dsackaroo January 23, 2013

Code Brown

The code given by patrol officers to explain why they are speeding to the precinct with lights and siren on in order to get to a toilet before they shit themselves.

Operator show me en route to the precinct code brown.

by Beaner 1 December 4, 2017

Ryan Browning

The act of driving around with your gas light consistently on and/or putting as little money into your gas tank as possible.

My gas light just came on, I should stop and put 37 cents in so I'm not out here Ryan Browning it

by Mfusco78 August 16, 2017

Benita Brown

The art of extracting an anal bead with your tounge.

Have you ever done a Benita Brown?
Yes, my girlfriend rather enjoyed having that annoying bead taken from her rectum.

by Mankycaaant May 26, 2011