Flying Pickle Squid

A large pickle with tentacles and wings. often referred to for no reason on message boards or in class rooms to confuse the poster/speaker and leave the argument invalid.

john: Trolling is not the answer!

josh: flying pickle squid

by holy lord what is that?? October 22, 2010

pickle jar face

The strained look on one's face while trying to open a pickle jar lid (or similar lid) which requires exerting substantial force. This look is often displayed by males when experiencing intense concentration during a sexual performance.

When Randy was caught having sex in the backseat of his car, he prominently displayed pickle jar face as he pumped the girl with determination.

by Trucker Ass January 16, 2008

Pickle Juice Douche

A douching practice where a woman uses the leftover juice in a pickle jar to tighten her vagina.

Last night I did the pickle juice douche and man is my pussy tight...or so my man said.

by The knight rider May 15, 2019

Minnesota Mud Pickle

To fill a condom with shit, freeze it, and proceede to use it as a dildo.

I gave Sarah a taste of that 'ole Minnesota mud pickle last night.

by Ode to Father Brick September 2, 2009

flabbergasted pickle

When your penis gets soft after you fuck the hell out of a tight anus.

His dick was soft after we fucked it look like a flabbergasted pickle

by Gaged hfs May 23, 2016

Butt Pickle

The act of anal sex.

"I heard Suzie likes Butt Pickles!"
"Yeah, I've given her one a time or two.."

by ThatGirlPaige August 17, 2012

Pickle Rick

An evasive maneuver commonly used when in a sexual position of the likes of which you've never seen before. Where one must thrust his hips into the pickle jar on the side of the bed and shout "I'M PICKLE RIIIIIICK!!!" and dump the jar of pickle on his head.

Im gonna have to pull a Pickle Rick......

by Trashmaster78 May 29, 2018