jump maxing

To be gay but eat pussy

Person 1: Yo i just ate some pussy
Person 2: aren’t you gay
Person 1: yeah I was jump maxing

by Googol blipblip February 2, 2024

more more jump!

an idol group in the game project sekai colorful stage feat hatsune miku consisting of a girl with a dream and three others who had given up theirs, minori hanasato, (simp) haruka kiritani, (the girl she simps for) airi momoi, (tsundere girl airi!!) and shizuku hinomori. (canonically prettiest character according to others and most of the girls have a crush on her) also they're poly methinks. there's something colopale won't tell us

jump! jump! more more jump!

by literally mizuki akiyama January 31, 2024

jump

A descriptive term, not widely used except by doughhead hipsters and dipshits on Facebook, to describe someone who is wired and/or jittery on too much caffeine, sugar, or perhaps both.

Quote: "Maybe I shouldn't have chugged that 64 oz. of high-sugar black tea. *twitch* *twitch*

"You're so funny when you're jump."

by Darkbackward October 6, 2012

Jimmy-jumping

Getting an erection while jumping on a trampoline.

"Dude look at that hot girl."
"Ha, you're going to to start jimmy-jumping!"

by HeyItsThatSexyGuy July 11, 2012

burrow jump

When fucking a girl in the vagina, and you in one sly, dastardly, and courageous movement you remove the penis from the vagina, and instantly slip it into her asshole.

*note* unless the girl has a wide girth...this move should follow the spit prep

"so i totally burrow jumped this girl last night, she loved that shit."

by mr_jim February 7, 2010

Covid jumping

Travelling from place to place in order to outrun infection hot spots or government lockdowns.

Is Laura around?
No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman September 27, 2020

Jumped Ship

Jumping ship is when your team, ie the posh, are up to sh*t you wog eyed spastic that's why people jumped ship back in the day, not so they could be all like, 'Hey we're on the titanic, lets jump off and drown ourslves before we lose the chance' ffs

"Oh, so rafa got the boot?"
"Uh, no, he jumped ship before he had another beachball moment"

by Piel Ling October 27, 2009