by warwagon1979 November 8, 2017
Get the ISIS Fartmug. by Coolest dude June 5, 2018
Get the Fart Munchermug. That odd fart in the morning that smells a bit like breakfast omelet. Its uncomfortable for he who smelt it dealt it to deal with the worrisome fact that it makes them hungry. A shameful feeling of woe generally sets in but the satisfaction soon ensues because it smelled like a good idea for breakfast.
After having a steak burrito, beer, and siracha shooters the night before, Tom awoke in his bed. He farted and it smelled like a morning omlete dropped into the mouth of the port o potty. He was disgusted. But relevied to know, he was goning to start the morning right with a omelet. A dream of tue fart omelet now was a reality.
by Mr. Nate December 1, 2014
Get the fart omeletmug. The act of walking into a group of strangers and dropping a particularly heinous fart, especially humorous when done on an elevator; usually done as a vacation activity.
Example 1:
Jessica: Why's it smell like dead bodies on the elevator?
Terrence: Alex and I were dropping crowd farts the whole way up.
Example 2:
Jon: Why are you drinking all that milk before the concert?
Chris: I'm going to try to set a crowd farting world record.
Jessica: Why's it smell like dead bodies on the elevator?
Terrence: Alex and I were dropping crowd farts the whole way up.
Example 2:
Jon: Why are you drinking all that milk before the concert?
Chris: I'm going to try to set a crowd farting world record.
by MidBoss June 6, 2012
Get the crowd fartingmug. When one sits down in an awkward position so that he/she compresses the air between him/her and the chair, resulting in a flatulent sound.
John: Dude did you just fart?
Mike: What?! No, that was just a chair fart!
John: Then what's that smell?
Mike: What?! No, that was just a chair fart!
John: Then what's that smell?
by mohenjodarocatalhuyuk September 11, 2013
Get the Chair Fartmug. The triangular rear side window in some smaller cars having a hinge on the front edge and a latch on the back edge that opens about 2 inches.
by Lord Windowsmear June 29, 2014
Get the fart flapmug. This is when you hold in a fart for just enough time, then let it out very strategically, so then it comes out silent.
by HunterForLife December 30, 2016
Get the Stealth Fartmug.