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Carpet Bombing

The act of sending out a large amount of emails to women on a dating site such as "Match.com or "Plenty of Fish". This is accomplished by having several pre-written emails that are copied and pasted with reckless abandon to all potential dates or members of the dating site of the opposite sex, or same sex I guess depending on your persuasion.

The root name "carpet bombing" comes from world war II where B-52's would drop thousands of bombs over a broad area basically laying a carpet of bombs.

Therefore as a bombardier (guy responsible for dropping the bombs from the B-52) would lay a carpet of bombs over a European city one who frequently sends out mass emails to prospective dates on a dating site could also be called a bombardier.
"Hey Steve what are you going to be doing this evening?" "Well Jim I planned on going home from work, grabbing a bear and carpet bombing match.com for a few hours."
"Steve that sounds like fun", Yes it is Jim every time I carpet bomb I get like ten hot women lined up!"
by KevinBonds August 20, 2010
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Lap Bomb

Any project, or regular full day assignment dropped on one's lap by a manager, creative director, or sales person thirty minutes before your regularly scheduled Friday afternoon departure time from work.
"Yeah, I'll have to meet you guys later after the show. I was nearly out of the office, keys in hand, when all of a sudden I got lap bombed by my boss." ---- "Yeah, like four hours worth of work!"
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carpet bombing

during intercourse the guy pulls out early and uses his penis as if it were a pump action shot-gun and blows his nut juice all over the woman's vagina.
guy 1 "..so i fucking pulled out and shot-gunned carpet bombed that bitch!"
guy 2 "nice"
by Jizzychef May 14, 2005
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coffee bomb

A way to get a caffeine high when you have instant coffee and toilet paper. The coffee is parachuted and swallowed. A common practice in jail.
The inmates were wild and loud after doing fifty coffee bombs apiece that morning.
by railbird22 August 7, 2010
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N - Bomb

Abbreviation for "Nigger". Unofficially deemed offensive by the black races if used by non-blacks, but not offensive if used by blacks toward other blacks.
White Man: What's up nigger.
Black Man: Did you just drop the N - Bomb!?
by N-Bomber January 7, 2007
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Da Bomb

The most effective play in the N64 video game NFL Blitz 2000. It has been proven that a game in arcade mode can be won if Da Bomb is run every single play on offense, including 2-point conversions. This strategy is also known as Perna's Law. There is also a strategy known as Roy's Law in which Da Bomb can be run successfully for a touchdown, without a television!
Person 1: "yo man, its 4th and 58 on my 4 yard line, what should I run?"

person 2: "Run Da Bomb Yo!"
by Blitzbro October 30, 2008
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clit bomb

Punching a female in the vaginal region with great force.
Reggie: "Hey, why is your girlfriend walking like that?"

Cornelius: "I totally clit bombed her last night."
by spankman January 9, 2008
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