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hood auction

When a person tells everyone who ever does the most damage to someone’s property gets the money
Ay hood auction at jacks house, whoever does the most damage gets 500$!!
by Spicy nuts March 10, 2021
mugGet the hood auctionmug.

Hood Hunnie

Unlike an ABG, a Hood Hunnie has the following characteristics:
1. Likes guys with a doo-rag and street cred.
2. are into hardcore rap music a lot more than EDM.
3. Usually from a lower-class family or at least pretend to be.
4. REAL as it gets, tell it to you straight every day of the week (for reference listen to "Truth Hurts" by Lizzo).
5. Can get down with you, left, right upside down, inside out, whatever you need Mr. Hood.
6. A Real Friend- someone you want to keep around, unlike them Fake Friends (Reference- "Fake Friends" by Joel Adams)
7. Drinks Boba without the Balls.
8. "A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me"
Oh shoot ,you met that Hood Hunnie last night? Don't tell your ABG girl she might just jelly and not take you to Coachella next year...
by Breal345 September 13, 2019
mugGet the Hood Hunniemug.

hood wigga

a white wanna be black who is a hoddlem possibly in your neighbour hood or city
our regular hood wigga is in the house !
by TrickShotDuke January 28, 2025
mugGet the hood wiggamug.

Hobin hood

Goof,rat,dirty,

Thief that would steal the garbage from the dumpster to sleep in at night
Lives in a hole in the wall like most rodents

Likes little girls

Has no teeth cause they have all been punched out

Pkg thief

PC hideout
Hobin hood is a parasite,
If you don’t get rid of it it will suck the life outta you
by Love Kingston finest June 28, 2023
mugGet the Hobin hoodmug.

hood honeys

a female residing in the projects/hood.

Them hood honeys looking right
by looovebugggg July 6, 2015
mugGet the hood honeysmug.

Towel in the Hood

The practice of padding out the inside of a condom with wads of toilet paper or Kleenex because the woman's vaj is so stretched out you need a lot of bulk just to touch the sides.
You meeting up with her for secret lunch? Make sure you do the towel in the hood or she’s not going to feel a thing!
by thatsalotofdogs April 4, 2019
mugGet the Towel in the Hoodmug.

hood time

Describes a loose or perhaps non-existent schedule in which objectives are met under relaxed time constraints, usually give or take an hour, or maybe 6 if someone passes out.
I called Jessica this morning but she operates on hood time, so she'll probably be here after sun down.
by bazzlebabs July 14, 2018
mugGet the hood timemug.

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