Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021

sloppy dallas

giving a blowjob when you have a lip fill of dip.

That bitch gave me a sloppy dallas and my dick looked likea turd after, it was great.

by BigNuts33457 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Sleep

Waking up after drooling all over your face.

When I woke up today after sloppy sleeping I thought someone threw water in my face.

by sloppysleeper28 February 23, 2024

Sloppy Joe

another word to use for hoe, usually said by miserable cows named Courntey

Caitlyn: They think I'm sloppy joe cause they think that I'm a hoe! I'm not!

by Nisie April 26, 2016

sloppy dallas

a blowjob with dip in the mouth

"Will you give me a sloppy dallas Dooobrah."

by Dooobrah Dick October 15, 2020

Sloppy dallas

A blow job with a mouth full of dip

Im going to give you a sloppy dallas

by Graveekiller1212 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Joe

diarrhea

"Nigga i left a Sloppy Joe in the toilet"
"Dinner is served"

by johnboy6837 May 18, 2017