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Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street

Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street, Land of the heinous, gangbangers, and cold heat, In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep, Beefing with anybody competing, even police, Four deep in a green rag with gold feet, Blast with the flag on the strap, that's OG, Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights, Get super cut or big and buff, nice and straight, You got stats, respect, weapon skill, Stamina, muscle, fat, and sex appeal, You get clothes from Bincos and Pro Laps, Sub Urban, ZIP, Victim, and D. Sachs, Watch your back when you in rival hoods, They'll test just to guess if your survivals good (Survivals good) Ducking shells at the Cluckin' Bell, Jump out busting, gunning 'til they tuck their tail, It seem like I'm on impossible missions (Impossible missions) Twisted predicaments hostile positions (Hostile positions) Tenpenny and Pulaski harass me, Cop cars been on our ass the last past week, 'Cause the 'Dreas for the gangsters, homeboy, Hands is the language for the 'bangers, homeboy, And it's dangerous, homeboy, Get your brains blow for how you do your fingers, homeboy, Heat cocked, we poppin' hot ones, Dump them out, bend the block, shake before the cops come, Listen for sirens, they don't got none, Back another lap, catch a straggler with a shotgun, Hittin' them up what that Grove Street like, In a dirty sling shot and old Levi's
Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street, Land of the heinous, gangbangers, and cold heat, In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep, Beefing with anybody competing, even police, Four deep in a green rag with gold feet, Blast with the flag on the strap, that's OG, Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights, Get super cut or big and buff, nice and straight, You got stats, respect, weapon skill, Stamina, muscle, fat, and sex appeal, You get clothes from Bincos and Pro Laps, Sub Urban, ZIP, Victim, and D. Sachs, Watch your back when you in rival hoods, They'll test just to guess if your survivals good (Survivals good) Ducking shells at the Cluckin' Bell, Jump out busting, gunning 'til they tuck their tail, It seem like I'm on impossible missions (Impossible missions) Twisted predicaments hostile positions (Hostile positions) Tenpenny and Pulaski harass me, Cop cars been on our ass the last past week, 'Cause the 'Dreas for the gangsters, homeboy, Hands is the language for the 'bangers, homeboy, And it's dangerous, homeboy, Get your brains blow for how you do your fingers, homeboy, Heat cocked, we poppin' hot ones, Dump them out, bend the block, shake before the cops come, Listen for sirens, they don't got none, Back another lap, catch a straggler with a shotgun, Hittin' them up what that Grove Street like, In a dirty sling shot and old Levi's
by buttfart33 October 19, 2023
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SANS X THANOS X SAM X HEROBRINE X WHEATLEY X PANTI

You arent real unless u a SANS X THANOS X SAM X HEROBRINE X WHEATLEY X PANTI fan
by Zippy_is_lame July 6, 2019
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San Francisco snowblower

When a man gives oral to another man,takes his seman and spits it all over his stomach/chest.
I heard Bill gave the boss a San Francisco snowblower to keep his job.
by The Darb June 3, 2009
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sans gift

Without present, nothing to give, broke, etc.
This year I get to go through the holidays, sans gift.
by Guido1 December 16, 2009
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San Diegoed

When a woman is having sex with a man and she tells him to keep going, but he interprets that to mean that she wants him to ejaculate inside her.
Shelly was having sex with James when he San Diegoed her.
by Cannavaro April 28, 2011
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san bene

the act of pulling a san bene. when an event is pulled up on T.V. or national media
person 1: did you hear about those kids who jacked a indian statue?

Person 2: YEA MAN!!!! they totally pulled a san bene
by 956 April 26, 2006
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sushi-san

Someone who pretends to know Japanese and chases after pretty girls yelling random gayass things.
Also see faggot-san.
Japanese Fanboy: KONNICHIWA SHIVA-CHAN!!! AISHITERU!!! KAWAII DESU, NE????
Shiva: Go away you fag!
Japanese Fanboy: ...*crycrycry* I'm going back to my Anime-Con!
OR
ChillinHotdog006: LMSAO XD
^the second definiton of Sushi-san
by Faggot-san December 12, 2008
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