Turd Sandwiches

An exclamation that is more kid friendly and used to replace the more vulgar slang terms when something does not go the way it was planned.

A jar of pickles falls on your toe, "turd sandwiches that hurt!!!!"

by Min-D-Moo March 5, 2009

pudding sandwich

a treat that one would not think would be so delicious but in fact is. pudding sandwiches come in a variety of flavors such as chocolate, strawberry and lemon lime

1: Dude, i'm really craving a pudding sandwich
2: Ew!
1: Yum!

by kiteflyinkid June 22, 2008

dookie sandwich

anal sex with a girl whose intestine is packed with feces

"I;m pretty full from lasts nights big dinner. Wanna gimme a dookie sandwich?

by Christopher Malice November 4, 2008

subway sandwich

when 4 men engage in group sex. one man is the bread and gets passed along the other three until the sauce is put on at the end.

daves ass was destroyed last night he was well and truely subway sandwiched

by Anal suffocation December 31, 2014

Shit Sandwich

What you call food that a restaurant worker has done something unsavory to. (I.e. Spitting in it)

That server spit in my roast beef. Now it tastes like a shit sandwich.

by revolution2424 February 6, 2015

curry sandwich

An Indian woman's nether regions particularly in the central area of the pubic region.

Gupta went to the bar and gave out her curry sandwiches for everybody to sample

by Swagata December 20, 2012

ass sandwich

having sex, getting laid

I'm going to have myself an ass sandwich later tonight after the kids are asleep.

by dscott November 7, 2005