Self love hours

24/7
365 if leap year 366

Skyler : What the is it time ?
Inner dialogue: Don't forget self love hours. Oh yeah...that's right, I have self love.
Negative Person: Would you like to hang out sometime.
* Skyler checks her schedule*

{ Inner dialogue again: I love myself too much get involved with such like mindsets.}
Skyler: I'm Sorrow, I can not due to the fact that, I have to much responsibility right now.
Negative Person: Like what?
Skyler: I need to talk to Jesus.

Negative Person: ?
Skyler: I need to pray.

*Skyler leave the situation in God's hands and escapes the negativity.
Due to the fact of the Jesus Christ answering the prays*

by Skyler Jenkins August 5, 2025

Self-Checkout Theft

I have (on 2 separate occasions) ALMOST committed...

Hym "Self-Checkout Theft... I was high both times... And I have ADD... And I rang-up all of my items... And got distracted by a thought (probably about THIS or something peripherally associated to THIS)... And then I just grabbed them and walked away... And BOTH TIMES... I got to the door and realized that I... Just haven't been paying attention to what my body has been doing for the last 60 seconds and was like 'Oh, shit, wait.. Did I pay for any of this? Oh no! Did anybody see that, shit!' And I know for a fact... That if anybody DID see me... They would think that I was going to steal the shit but I chicken out at the last minute but THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENED, I SWEAR! If I wanted to steal from a Walmart I would do it with confidence and get away with it BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS!!! But no... I just forgot... I ate some edibles before going to the store... And, you know... Oops."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024

Urban Self Storage

Storage that is tailored to the needs of people and businesses who live in an urban environment, like London.

Who dem new guys f*ckin sh*t up in storage? Oh that's HOLD, the new urban self storage people

by BillyMoss87 August 20, 2024

Stupid self

In Saint Lucia, "stupid self" is used to cut the sentence shorter in order to give peremptory commands or statements while insulting them

1) Oye, wah you doing deh?! Move your stupid self before I go lose it! (Oye, what are you doing there?! Get outta here you idiot, before I get really mad!)

2) Okay, I go move my stupid self (Okay, I'll remove myself from this area)

by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) April 13, 2025

Self-fuck

Jack off

Bro, I was on my self-fuck streak all night long to ass pics.

by Russelthemotherfucker May 6, 2024

Sowvital Self-care

• noun: The practice of tending to one’s plants as a form of relaxation and self-care, recognizing the therapeutic benefits of gardening.

• “Had a rough day at work, so tonight’s all about Sowvital self-care – just me, my plants, and some chill music.”

by MrGreen August 18, 2023

Self Diagnosis Is Valid

A Tumblr tag used by idiots who think it's okay to pretend to have autism or that think they have autism because of TikTok. Same with DID, ADHD, Tourette's, and other disabilities/disorders. Bro? They're serious mental conditions. Disorders aren't xenogenders! And no, you don't know better than a doctor with a PHD. Get off Tumblr, touch grass, and get a life.

Emily, 13 year old self-diagnosed autism/DID haver and coiner of some new dissociative disorder or "system" trait: GRRR! I'm sick of these uneducated fools thinking that my self diagnosis isn't valid. DOCTORS HATE WOMEN AND BLACK PEOPLE!!!11!! DiAGNOSIS IS A PRIVILEGE!!!!! #SELF DIAGNOSIS IS VALID
Lucy, an actual autistic person: What the fuck are you on about? You do know that Autism doesn't just mean you're forgetful and DID isn't the hip trendy disorder that everyone wants, right? I deal with a lot of crap from idiots for my autism and it's extremely disrespectful that you-
Emily: ABELIST!!!!!! DNI RIGHT NOW!!!!! *blocked*

by Scratchykit December 26, 2023