Border Runs

The diarrea caused by eating large amounts of mexican food that doesn't agree with you.

"Dude what's taking him so long?"

"Too many tacos. He's got the border runs."

by Apollo Delphi February 14, 2010

Running partner

Hidden girlfriend , until we're ready to let the world know that we're partners, lesbehonest.

Running partner , Don't tell anyone we're partners yet.

by Jackson haha May 13, 2018

chick run

Chick Run is a Game played by Sick Fuckers that involes having sex with as many girls in a certain time period

Guy One: "Hey Bro i got 6 Chicks Last Night on a Chick Run"
Guy Two: "You're a Sick Cunt"

by TicTacPoe December 23, 2014

Eat'n run

When you eat all the edibles without paying for one penny of them, and then you leave where ever you are.

I can't believe we paid all that money and he would eat'n run like that.

by Wakenbake69 June 7, 2017

masturbating on the run

When a tardy individual is getting dressed on their way to where they're going.

Masturbating on the run is to get dressed on your way to the destination

Marge: Hurry up and get dressed we're gonna be late!
Rob: Fuck it, I'll just masturbate on the run let's just go.

I'm not one to masturbate on the run but I can't miss my grandmas funeral.

by Xtra3916 July 4, 2022

Home run

When you let you significant other touch you on you 'bases' then after they get caught not playing fair. They Strike out and you never she them again.

Man, I cannot believe she made a Home Run with my cousin and my friend.
After I let her touch my bases.

by The Other Trooth June 26, 2014

Death Run

The act of jerking off in your room until the peak of orgasm before running to the nearest bathroom with your penis still in hand and nutting in the toilet bowl. The main objective is to not be caught/spotted by anyone in the household.

I had a successful Death Run last night.

by goatweed420 September 9, 2019